Stay At Home Dad by Macklemore
[Speaking] Alright baby girl, lets sing to it
You're getting your degree, you're going to college
I'm making music and hoping it puts me on
But If I don't make it baby, will you be mad at me
If I just chilled at home as your stay-home-daddy?
Come on, Ill make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel), and another bagel (2 bagels)
Keep on reading that paper, then its off you go
Hun your gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, peace babe
Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the raisin bread up in the bowl
The toast. did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast
Start crying, the kid's like Dad what's wrong? Oh its not you kids.
Its just me I'm alone. Dad's a little bit stressed. Oh FUCK!
Feeling so sensitive, Im going for a latte, see whats popping at Polate's
Hit up my friends like yo what up man, you trying to have a spa date?
The fuck? Your a stay at home dad... that's not gay!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn
Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese Ill bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off (?)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job
You go girl, get that promotion
Ill be on the sofa, collecting unemployment
Yelling at the tv, watching Mory Povich
Who is this Shelly Jones bitch?
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